TheCrazyettes

Mini script DJ: ( is cleaning a table, looking around urgently) (there’s a group of characters that walk in.) Amanda: ( walks up to DJ, steps on a stool and climbs up on the bar table and lays down flat on her back with her legs kicked up. She is wearing booty shorts, leggings and boots also a crop top that barely covered anything.) Hey there handsome I heard you got some news for me . DJ: ( he looks at her and rolls his eyes) I told you I can’t keep doing this, I don’t want to mess with the wrong people and you’re definitely the wrong people. Amanda: ( smiles, and rolls over on her side, still laying on the table in a rather sexy position) Oh sweetie, sweetie, you know very well that you don’t have a choice in the manner. You act like we would leave you alone if you just told us to go away. But you know we don’t really care about your feelings. We just want information and you’re going to give it to us whether you like it or not . ( a tall lady with a bright orange skirt with suspenders walks up behind Amanda. She has multiple piercings and is also wearing a crop top also very revealing. Her shirt even has profanity on it. She has a small computer bag likely small enough to hold a Chromebook around your waist and has glasses. She walks over towards DJ and gives him the look in which would make you run in fear.) Jade : well, well well, we don’t want to do this again now do we. We already have enough information on your whereabouts. We got you out of trouble. One time we could definitely put you back in the trouble I mean that’s what we’re good for. That’s what we do. It’s like our job. ( she pulls out a small computer out of that bag, revealing it is not a chrome book, but a high tech professional computer. She opens it up and begins looking at images with DJ in them.) Good old fashion black male that’s what a hacker is all about. Now which one of these pictures should I leak on the Internet or are you going to give us that information that Amanda is asking for. DJ: ( look, shocked, looks down to the ground, then looks up, he then pulls a small envelope out of his jacket pocket and pass it to Amanda.) I’ll give you the information you want. Just leave me out of your drama do you know I left this business behind. I’m retired leave me be. Amanda: ( she takes the envelope rips it open and smiles with an evil grin. She flips a piece of paper open and appears to be reading it, then throws it to Jade.) Well, this will be good enough for now. You don’t tell us what to do we tell you what to do. Remember once a drama, always a drama there’s no get out. We merely allowed you to be here but it’s at a cost remember that. You’re lucky the organization is letting you have a semi retirement in your place of your dreams. Jade: ( holds the paper, smiling eagerly as well, and then puts it in her bralette) Amanda’s right, you’re in this for life. DJ: ( Looks down, then points does finger towards the exit) Look, you know, I don’t want any trouble and we’ve had this debate many times before. Just get out of my bar. Amanda: will leave when we’re good and ready. Besides, I wouldn’t mind some free drinks. I think best when I’m drunk ( grabs bottle of whiskey out from the bar, while still laying on the table, then proceeds to chug the whole bottle. Then throws it on the ground with a big loud crash then jumps off the table, put her middle finger up at DJ and starts to walk away.) Jade: ( she starts to follow Amanda, instead of grabbing a drink, she takes one of those tablets for the bar games. Turns out she had a screwdriver in her pocket. She steals that in and walks off, also giving the middle finger as she walks away and two fingers since she’s British.) So long, sucker drama rules ! ( she yells, as she accepts with Amanda, slamming the door) DJ: well, they’re always happy to see me.. ( he goes back to cleaning the tables, then remembers about the broken glass, so he goes to grab a broom. A very short female, presenting person walks in. Their dress from head to toe and goth attire. And they have a small bag shaped like a coffin and the phone in their hand that looks like a moth. You’re not very focused on anything else other than the phone at the moment they seem like they’re waiting for someone or eager for some reason. The name tag says Roxy. Also, their pronouns is written below, she/they. ) Roxie: where is she said she’ll meet me right here at this time and she’s still not here yet ( she stems eagerly excited yet nervous at the same time. They go and sit down at a bar table not at the bar put about three tables away from the bar. She still not paying attention to what DJs doing, Norris, DJ, paying attention to them.) DJ: ( continues to clean, then looks over, and she’s out of the corner of his eye Roxie.) Oh hi ma’am, anything I can help you with. Roxie: ( look up from your phone to look at DJ, then points to their name tag) Hi, so I am I’m not a girl, can I get a menu for the food here. My girlfriends meeting me up later she’s running late. DJ: Oh you one of those LGBAIQGBT peoples Roxie: You mean LGBTQIA + , yes. DJ: I never did understand that. But anyway, I’ll get you the menu. Roxie: (looks at him very annoyed. Then looks back down at their phone.) DJ: ( goes and grabs menu, rolling his eyes. Mumbles under his breath.) Kids these days always on their phone… ( brings the menu over to them) Roxie: ( they look up at DJ, and receive the menu, still looking annoyed, and starts looking at the menu for food that she might want) Thank you I’ll let you know when I’m ready DJ: All right I’ll be at the bar if you need anything Roxie: oh, come on Eli you gotta make it this time. ( look at their phone and give a sad sigh.) ( short person wearing a striped hoodie, covering up their ears and had glasses on. They slowly walked up to the bar and sat and shouted for some type of drink, which Roxie didn’t really pay much attention to) Roxie: I wish my girlfriend would show up to our dates I mean come on already have this really difficult job. She just works at a fast food restaurant the only making like $300 a month. ( the door swings open, and a short little feminine looking person walks in with what looks like a old fashion MP3 player with headphones and lots of pink and purple. She look like she came straight from the girly girl section. She had her haircut short with dyed at the tips purple she was wearing a hoodie that had the hood of some type of animal it was bright purple and a pink skirt she had a lanyard on with gummy bears and it looks like there is a Tamagotchi hanging from it as well) Roxie: Eli, I’m so glad you’re here. I miss you so much. ( they rush over to hug Eli, Eli rush is over to hug Roxie and they both give each other a kiss) Eli: so sorry I’m late sweetie, work was difficult. There is an order of like 100 burgers. The drive-through line didn’t quit. Roxie: I’m sorry sweetie that you had a bad day. Let’s get some food and a few drinks and just relax for the next few hours. Eli: that sounds great ( upon looking at Eli you see her name written on her name, tag, and her pronouns she/her and a bi pride flag next to it.) Roxie: All right, let’s look at the menu and see what they got ( meanwhile, the person in the striped hoodie at the bar seems to be making a phone call. They talk quite loud and they seem to already have a few drinks.) Person: what do you mean they’re not here yet? I’ve been waiting outside this business for hours. How did I miss them? I mean I know I’m a rookie in all but I’m not that bad am I? Where is my team? Come on it’s a team effort. I didn’t even sign up for this. Where is everyone? ( Short person and what looks to be lingerie but they have some sort of cover-up so that you can’t see as much. They had their hair up in a ponytail and have a cowboy hat on and high heels) ( they walk over, sit next to the person in the striped hoodie and lean on the bar) Person: what do you want? Short person: well, I see my team escaped. I heard that you were hanging out. The boss told me to come deal with you. So you do this the easy way or the hard way. I can make a scene come up with a liar to make everyone think you’re a bad person. Or you can walk out with me right now and avoid that whole scene. Roxie and Eli overhear what’s going on)